Reporter: Good morning Neymar, I am Barca fan and I snuck in here today.
Neymar: Why did they let you in here? This is awkward
Reporter: You won’t be laughing in a minute. I got 40 mates outside who don’t want you to leave our (Barca) club. So you better co-operate with me or else. I am guessing that’s your Lamborghini out front? If I make one phone call my friends will take a look at it, get what I mean? I have flown all the way to Brazil to help you to change your mind. I want to say that Paris is a dive, I went there once, and those losers will never win the UCL, what do you say to that?
Neymar: Okay, you can destroy my Lamborghini. PSGs owners said they will buy me a one every week. I suppose you are looking for an explanation? Well, it’s really quite simple. You have come all this way to threaten me, you might as well look at me. Take a good look “cause I won’t be around for long. As I was saying. At Barcelona, Messi’s god. There’s nothing I could ever do to be number one and I am sick of it. Dani Alves told me: “You need to leave that club”, to be honest. “Follow where I go. When he left for Juventus Barca’s dressing room banter it is just not the same anymore. For example, Suarez stole Iniesta’s boots and so he just went got another pair. One time at lunch Messi told me we were having chips and beans and I was looking forward to that but then he laughed and told me it was actually a chicken salad. This is not good banter, is it? No. Mate, I remember last season the 6-1 where we made PSG a laughing stock. But I don’t believe that will happen again because without me Barcelona is just a small club. You should see what they pay me- absolute peanuts. How am I supposed to live on $300k a week? This is why Barcelona is a small club compared to PSG and I have to say sorry, but I am leaving.
Don’t be serious Guys, Its a joke, a nice one though.
You can watch the funny video here on Youtube, make sure the subtitle is on if you don’t know Portuguese.